Going Cuckoo for Commie Puffs

By Joseph Catena

In my last blog, Time for Graham to Go Crackers – Welcome, rightonjoe called for Democrat Graham Platner to stand up to those wicked establishment Democrats who forced him to abandon his nomination for the senate. They were fine with his Nazi tattoo, allegations of sexual aggression on a Republican woman, antisemitism, and his towel-clad appearance on a predatorial website that targets teenagers. The socialists loved him, and he won with 72 percent of the vote in the primary.

“He’s my kind of guy,” gushed Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren. Who can resist a brawny male who likes to pleasure himself inside those alluring porta potties? There’s got to be something with that blue water.

Platner won fair and square. Then came Jenny Racicot, the Maine woman who said Gritty Graham sexually assaulted her. Allies turned on him quickly and told him to leave. Rightonjoe begged him to reconsider succumbing to the pressure to no avail. The Democrat capos came with their pipes and bats for the obligatory kneecap. He has every right to rip these Democrats, especially since he said these allegations are untrue. We implored him to rally his comrades and not put up with these elitists – especially those millionaires and billionaires.

On the brightside, it looks like the Democratic Socialists of America aren’t waiting for Platner or looking for anyone else’s blessing to move forward with their agenda. They are about 120,000 deep in membership and growing steadily. The DSA has even come out with their radical manifesto (they call it a platform) with positions that would make Lenin and Marx gleam with pride. They want to abolish the U.S. Senate, do away with the presidency and the Supreme Court and replace them with an executive (one of the DSA brain trust suggested naming the position “The Head Honcho of Whatever”) and judiciary chosen by and subordinate to congress. Other bright ideas include amnesty for all illegal aliens and defunding the Department of War.

Still, the regular abnormal wing of the Democratic party, most notably Senate and House “leaders” Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries, respectively, refuse to vocally shut this radical faction down. They are tiptoeing and using terminology like “big tent” so as not to offend their fringe brethren. If this keeps happening, though, the DSA will do one of two things: one is to take over the Democrat party and run it from top to bottom. Or, Democrats will find enough beta males and “moderates” (which, these days, really means liberal without the Jew hate or antipathy toward law enforcement) to stop them. The second scenario really means there will be enough resistance from regular nuts to force the DSA into actually becoming a viable third party.

I’m rooting for scenario number two.

Picture this: the 2028 U.S. Presidential debate stage being shared by GOP nominee Marco Rubio (my first choice) standing in the center, flanked by Democrat Kamala Harris 2.0 and Democratic Socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. The normal conservative guy would have a field day watching the word salad queens going at it and squawking at each other about whose socialist/communist platform is more appealing to the Joe 6-Pack working-class voter. They are too delusional to know that good old Joe went MAGA over a decade ago. And that was a time when the Dems fielded Hilary Clinton, who now looks only slightly out of her mind compared to what’s running the show today. The workers they are really fighting about are the minimum-wage fast food burger slingers and the overly educated baristas who make their soy lattes. They want them to have the same pay and health benefits like the aforementioned Joe 6-Pack, who has been turning a wrench and busting his knuckles as a skilled labor mechanic for a couple of decades.

Remember, socialists and communists are really first cousins in political philosophies, much the way dementia and Alzheimer’s are in the mental disease universe. There might be some technical differences, but the effects and ultimate result are the same. DSA candidates and DSA-endorsed candidates are winning the indigo-blue primaries in the U.S. House and will likely win those very safe seats in November. The true test will be in the Senate primaries, namely swing-state Michigan. If pseudo Dr. Abdul El-Sayed beats oddball Haley Stevens, it’s hard to imagine Wolverine State voters intentionally getting eaten by wolves and picking him over Republican Mike Rogers in November.

For now, let’s enjoy this bizarre political theater. Let’s do the Machiavellian thing and root for and encourage the emergence of a formal DSA party. It would be a huge step toward a permanent Republican majority, even in some blue states. And regarding that Harris-AOC scenario, there will actually be such a race this coming November in the Los Angeles Mayoral contest between left-wing radical Democrat Karen Bass, the incumbent, and insane socialist Democrat Nithya Raman. Can you imagine this exchange: “Would you believe she only believes in six genders instead of twenty-seven! I’ve never seen anyone this transphobic in my life!”

Talk about being thrown to the wolves.