Time for Graham to Go Crackers


By Joseph Catena

The Democrats have done it again. And every red-blooded, flag-waving, Constitution-loving American needs to speak up in the name of fairness and blast the donkeys, who are really a bunch of bullies. We must stand with the latest victim of Democrat chicanery.

Yes, we must show our support for Graham Platner.

Platner is every bit the “bona fide dirtbag” fellow Democrat, Pennsylvania Sen. John Fetterman said he is. He is a repulsive, vile miscreant who proudly admitted to pleasuring himself in a bacteria-infested porta potty. Apparently, the smell of the blue toilet water was enough of an aphrodisiac to put him over. He is the antisemitic creep who sported a Nazi Totenkopf tattoo on his chest. This is the same oyster farmer who was accused of aggressive sexual misconduct by Lyndsey Fifield, who happened to have ties to the Republican party. And he is also the same gruffy-faced fellow – and a veteran who served in the Marines – who was also accused of sexually assaulting Maine resident Jenny Racicot, a former girlfriend, in 2021. Regardless, every one of us, especially MAGA Republicans, must stand up for this uber alpha socialist.

Platner was kneecapped by establishment Democrats the exact same way feeble Joe Biden was in 2024 and was forced to drop out. Democrat voters overwhelmingly supported each in their respective primaries despite their obvious character flaws. Platner’s win was even more impressive than the former president’s. He was an unknown upstart who destroyed Janet Mills, a relatively popular two-term liberal incumbent governor with rock solid liberal record. Platner received 72.1 percent of the primary vote. Mills dropped out shortly before election day and only garnered 19 percent. Platner’s indecency and indiscretions – including his sexual aggressions with Fifield – were well-known long before his official July 10 bon voyage. Top supporters including Bernie Sanders, AOC, Elizabeth Warren and fellow socialists around the country either ignored or downplayed his disturbing past and said it was up to Maine voters to decide whether he was the right person for the job.

It wasn’t until Racicot’s revelation that Platner went from socialist superhero to persona non grata antihero. Why was Racicot’s allegation the one that knocked Platner out of his boat and into the oyster waters? Is it because Racicot stated her support for Platner’s progressive left-wing policies, but couldn’t support him as a person? My cynical intuition tells me so, and it gave her more credibility than Fifield in the Left’s eyes.

All of this notwithstanding, Platner did not deserve the ouster. He pretty much indicated that in his 11-minute concession rant. Never mind him apologizing to the two women he allegedly sexually assaulted, he directly denied them. He chided the Establishment, those “larger forces” that worked against him. Platner also bizarrely proclaimed, “we live in a political system that is not built for normal people.” Is he trying to say he is normal and everyone else in the industry is a weirdo? Platner was unapologetic in his self-pitying diatribe. He wasn’t the least bit conciliatory, and one gets the sense that he did this against his will, the same way a hostage in a dark basement in whereabouts unknown tells everyone they are doing just fine while their captor holds a gun and records them.

He has every right to feel this way. Platner is innocent until proven guilty. His resounding win over Mills is evidence that he has a following of true believers who are willing to go to battle for him. Who is anyone to tell an innocent man who played by the political rules that he can’t compete anymore just because of hearsay from a couple of chicks? His ideas and rugged charisma captured the minds and hearts of the fringe left, especially females. Now, because his corporate establishment party sees some unfriendly polls, they feel they have the right to make him go away. Now, they decide to ring the chimes of and damn him for the sins they knew all about for months under false pretenses. Sounds a bit unconstitutional, doesn’t it?

It strikes me that Platner, narcissist that he is, really wants to fight on and be a true revolutionary. He could be the one to take the whole party down, just like Vladimir Lenin’s Bolsheviks did when they split with the Mensheviks and ultimately caused the Russian Social Democratic Labor Party to dissolve. The Bolshevik party eventually renamed itself the Russian Communist Party, which morphed into the Communist Party of the Soviet Union. If the Democrats don’t want him and can’t honor his victory, then maybe those Democratic Socialists of America will rally and leave the Democrat nest to build their own home the same way their Bolshevik brethren did.

The Democrats deserve all of this and more. Their allowance of hatred, antisemitism, transgenderism, and radicalism into their party, all for the sake of winning political primaries as well as some congressional seats and the mayorship in New York City. This will and should haunt them. A party spurred by unholy deviance can sustain itself for only so long. The damage has already been done. Too many self-righteous guilty White idiots – predominantly college students and 20-somethings along with aged-out hippies – coupled with America-hating foreigners who now reside here have manifested into stage-4 political cancer.

Curing this will be tricky, especially if the socialists decide to formally break ranks and actually start their own third party on a national scale. They certainly have the energy and fighting spirit, unlike current cuckolded leaders Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries. Both choose to ignore the lunacy and continue to bash President Trump.

It is our duty to stand by Platner and encourage him to fight for what was unjustly taken from him. When the Democrats plucked Biden and replaced him with Kacklin’ Kamala, they were thumped accordingly. Biden also seemed to spite them with boneheadedness, especially when he called Trump supporters “trash.” Whomever the party nominates to replace Platner will face the same fate against Susan Collins in November. Looks like history will repeat itself on multiple fronts this year., from the Bolsheviks to Biden. As we fight to increase our lead in both houses and keep control, let us also relish our favorite oyster farmer’s fight with the party and pray he goes crackers on them.

It would result in the sweetest taste of victory in our political lives.

One comment on “Time for Graham to Go Crackers

  1. July 11, 2026 Chuck Opramolla

    Once again Joe nails it.

    We are witnessing in real-time the death of the democrat party as we have known it all of our lives.

    Now we have to fight like hell against what is left of it.

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